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Government Investigates Rancher

The State Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

GOVERNMENT AGENT:  “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

RANCHER:  “There’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.  Then there’s the mentally challenged guy.  He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.  He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

GOVERNMENT AGENT:   “That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one…”

RANCHER:  “That would be me.”

 

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