He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hey brother. You
know…., I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”
The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur and Bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to
drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part
of your job, the assignment to satisfy her physical urges as the
daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.”
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bull-shitting me!”
The social worker said, “Yeah, well … You started it.”
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