I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated
by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars,
jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called
the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told
them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive
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