The Aisle Seat

!Two terrorists in disguise boarded a flight out of London.  One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.  Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.  After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes, and was settling in when the terrorist in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.”

“Don’t get up,” said the Marine, “I’m in the aisle seat. I’ll get it for you.”

As soon as he left one of the terrorists picked up one of the Marine’s shoes and spat in it.  When the Marine returned with the coke, the other terrorist said, “That looks good. I’d really like one too.”

Again the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.  While he was gone the other terrorist picked up the Marine’s other shoe and spat in it.  When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.  He leaned over and asked his seat mates, “Why does it have to be this way?  How long must this go on?  This fighting between our nations? This hatred?  This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”



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