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Feel like a Woman…

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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. ‘I’m too young to die,’ she wails. Then she yells, … Continue readings

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Reflections

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I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend “That’s us in 10 years”.   He said “That’s a mirror, dip-shit!   Picture credit:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/34727701@N00/2329570770/

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Three old guys are out walking. First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’ Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer..’ A man was telling his neighbor, ‘I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art.. It’s … Continue readings

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