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Kids are Quick

TEACHER: Ben, why are you late?

BEN: Class started before I got here.

 

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

 

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..

 

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s….  Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No sir. It’s the same dog.

 

TEACHER: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

 

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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