BEN: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s…. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No sir. It’s the same dog.
TEACHER: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.