Don’t Mess With Children


A little girl was telling her teacher about Jonah and whale.  The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small

The little girl stated that, according to the bible, Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”

Frustrated, the teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”


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