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Are You God’s Wife?

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A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. A lady approached the young boy and said, ‘My, but you’re in such deep thought staring in that window!’ ‘I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes,’ was the … Continue readings

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Holiday Eating Tips!

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1.  Avoid carrot sticks.  Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Holiday spirit.   In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately.   Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can.  And quickly.   It’s rare..   You cannot find it any other time of year but now. … Continue readings

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Seasons Greetings!

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Happy holidays from Jacobson’s Gun Center! We wish you light snows, and twinkling lights, a home filled with cookie smells, a child to play with, a dog to pet, and the hope of answered prayers…. From all of us at Jacobson’s Gun Center 612 Broad Street Story City, Iowa Veteran owned and operated since 1979 … Continue readings

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GET ER DONE!

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Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .. .. . Not me — I concentrate on solutions for the problems — it’s a win-win situation. * Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. * Send the dirt to New … Continue readings

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Is It Just Me?

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Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable … Continue readings

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A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared”. The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: “Where the hell are you?” Husband: “Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally … Continue readings

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The Hair Drier

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A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favor?’ ‘Of course, child. What can I do for you?’ ‘Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electric hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate … Continue readings

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Reflections

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I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend “That’s us in 10 years”.   He said “That’s a mirror, dip-shit!   Picture credit:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/34727701@N00/2329570770/

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Have A Good Day!!

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A CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD To the guy who tried to mug me downtown  night before last. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and … Continue readings

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The Economy

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The economy has gotten so bad that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a polygamist with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them. … Continue readings

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He Sent Me!

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A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly … Continue readings

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Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.. Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down … Continue readings

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612 Broad Street Story City, IA 50248

Shop Time : Open Tues – Sat 9 am – 6 pm Closed every Sunday and Monday
Tel : 515-733-2995
Email : email@jacobsonsguncenter.com