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Perks of being over 60 And heading towards 70 or beyond! 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run —  anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 A M) and ask,’ Did I wake you? 5. People no longer view … Continue readings

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Why Indeed?

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A  U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies  At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but … Continue readings

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First Turkey!

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Shot my first turkey yesterday. It was awesome! Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen-food section. Gettin’ old is so much fun…. Picture credit:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/62435846@N00/485478638/

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America’s Smartest!

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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of the … Continue readings

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Proof Positive!

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There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi and Saddam Hussein are dead. Yesterday, all three registered to vote in Chicago.   Picture credit:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/45411733@N00/4065232494/    

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The Ride!

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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a volunteer nurses aide, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he … Continue readings

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Take The Bus!

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As  you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from social gatherings over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers  Knowing full well I may have been … Continue readings

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Life as a child growing up in rural America…. Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40  tractor tire will … Continue readings

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The Trade

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A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. “I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,” said the little boy. After a moment of consideration, … Continue readings

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Ain’t It The Truth!

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****** 23 ADULT TRUTHS ****** 1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was … Continue readings

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Thanks!

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Only 2 defining forces have ever offered to die for us….Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for our soul, the other for your freedom. Quote from Lt. Col. Grant L. Rosensteel, Jr USAF Picture credit:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/12836528@N00/1804080776/

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Are You God’s Wife?

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A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. A lady approached the young boy and said, ‘My, but you’re in such deep thought staring in that window!’ ‘I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes,’ was the … Continue readings

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