January, 2012

Oops!!!!

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Boots

Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Auburn University, has designed a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. After a news conference announcing the invention, a group of men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the crap out of … Continue readings

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Passport

Dear State Department, I am in the process of renewing my passport and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable TV from them in 1987 (23 years ago), and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I … Continue readings

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Feel like a Woman…

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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. ‘I’m too young to die,’ she wails. Then she yells, … Continue readings

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The Stimulus….

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It’s a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms … Continue readings

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The Pickup….

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You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been … Continue readings

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The Example…

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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the … Continue readings

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Perks of being over 60 And heading towards 70 or beyond! 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run —  anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 A M) and ask,’ Did I wake you? 5. People no longer view … Continue readings

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Why Indeed?

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A  U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies  At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but … Continue readings

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First Turkey!

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Shot my first turkey yesterday. It was awesome! Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen-food section. Gettin’ old is so much fun…. Picture credit:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/62435846@N00/485478638/

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America’s Smartest!

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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of the … Continue readings

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Proof Positive!

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There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi and Saddam Hussein are dead. Yesterday, all three registered to vote in Chicago.   Picture credit:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/45411733@N00/4065232494/    

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The Ride!

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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a volunteer nurses aide, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he … Continue readings

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