December, 2011

Reflections

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I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend “That’s us in 10 years”.   He said “That’s a mirror, dip-shit!   Picture credit:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/34727701@N00/2329570770/

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Have A Good Day!!

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A CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD To the guy who tried to mug me downtown  night before last. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and … Continue readings

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The Economy

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The economy has gotten so bad that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a polygamist with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them. … Continue readings

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He Sent Me!

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A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly … Continue readings

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Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.. Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down … Continue readings

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There is always something fun and interesting here at Jacobson’s Gun Center.

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