October, 2011

Teacher’s gift

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On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager’s daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a … Continue readings

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The Talking Clock

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 After closing time at the pub, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.  ‘What’s that big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked.   ‘Tis not a gong. It’s a talking … Continue readings

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Meet Your Czar

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> Richard Holbrooke: Afghanistan Czar Ultra liberal anti gun former Gov. Of New Mexico. Pro Abortion and legal drug use. Dissolve the 2nd Amendment > Ed Montgomery: Auto recovery Czar Black radical anti business activist. Affirmative Action and Job Preference for blacks. Univ of Maryland Business School Dean teaches that US business has caused world … Continue readings

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The State Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOVERNMENT AGENT:  “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” RANCHER:  “There’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 … Continue readings

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The Cowboy

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A cowboy name Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advance toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban Glasses and a YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I … Continue readings

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War and Evil

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War, in a good cause, is not the greatest evil which a nation can suffer. War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing is worth a war is worse….A man who has nothing which he is willing to fight … Continue readings

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!Two terrorists in disguise boarded a flight out of London.  One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.  Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.  After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes, and was settling in when the … Continue readings

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There seems to be some confusion in how you correctly move the iron sights on a gun that is not shooting where you want it to hit.  Here is how to do it: Adjust the rear sight in the direction that you want the bullet group to move.  In other words, if the gun is … Continue readings

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An old prospector shuffled into a small Texas town leading an old tired mule.  The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat.  He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from … Continue readings

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Another post, woo

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The Tax Man

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“The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin!” Mark Twain   Picture credit:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/36121865@N03/3337415792/

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